the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
