What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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