We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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