have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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