i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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