ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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