you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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