I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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