first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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