On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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