How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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