I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
