sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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