Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
