We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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