See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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