And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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