its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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