Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
