found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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