Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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