Taylor Swift is so right about you.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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