I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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