Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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