Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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