i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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