i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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