Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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