Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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