I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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