I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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