My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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