I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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