Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
40s are totally the cure
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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