we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I need a beard to bite.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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