The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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