Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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