You can't special order awesome
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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