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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
