She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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