Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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