On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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