that's an acceptable place to lick
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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