Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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