ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
