I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was so not down for the gang bang
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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