Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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