there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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