Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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