i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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